Awww, c'mon, Penn! What the hell were you smokin'?!?
Penn Jillette and his wife Emily have named their newborn baby "Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette".
Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, people. DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO YOUR CHILDREN!!!
Funny man, dorkwad dad...
I promise, if I ever am blessed with children, they will have normal names. Hell, I have a normal name, and it still took me years to get over it because I felt cheated of an "ethnic" Irish name like all the rest of my 8 siblings. Then, eventually, when I realized my name didn't make me sound like a nun or a parochial school teacher, I was totally cool with Greek and Hebrew monikers. (But, if ya ever call me "Missy", you'll be pulling back a bloody stump, buddy. Forewarned is forearmed, I say.) So, I can only imagine the years of therapy ahead of Moxie.
Ha! "Forearmed." "Bloody stump." Yer killin' me!!!
I am but a lobstrosity, ready to take a hunk off...
Is there some sort of contest for "ugly baby names" going on?
Just when I thought that Hazel and Phineaus took the cake for "meaness to one's own offspring" - somebody does it one better.
That is one contest I would hate to have my parents win. Tragic.
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