Monday, July 04, 2005

17.7 Pounds of Cow Brain

Takeru Kobayashi of Nagano, Japan has once again proven his mastery of weenie snarfing by sucking down 47 Nathan's dogs in 12 minutes. Yeesh.

Figure 1: Disturbing hot dog image.

Interestingly, Mr. Kobayashi, who must have a hell of a lot of free time, also holds the record for cow brain snarfing. 17.7 pounds of cow brain.

Figure 2: Cow brain.

What the hell makes a guy get up in the morning and say, "Yes indeedy! Today I will be the world champion cow brain eater. Yessiree bub, I'm gonna be the best and fastest cow brain eater there is!"



I think I'll stick to "things that don't come out of the head", thank you very much. Shoulders, loins, fine. Brains? Nope. I'll leave that for the "Feed a Hungry Zombie" fund.



Merujo said...

And it looks like he's doing a "full body lube" with something that's surely not "latex-friendly."

Again, {{shudder}}...

suze said...

hot dogs are wrong in general.

and brains....ewwwy. i think i just threw up a little in my mouth. i no longer want to go to the caf and get greasy breakfast though. so your work here is done :)