Takeru Kobayashi of Nagano, Japan has once again proven his mastery of weenie snarfing by sucking down 47 Nathan's dogs in 12 minutes. Yeesh.
Figure 1: Disturbing hot dog image.
Interestingly, Mr. Kobayashi, who must have a hell of a lot of free time, also holds the record for cow brain snarfing. 17.7 pounds of cow brain.
Figure 2: Cow brain.
What the hell makes a guy get up in the morning and say, "Yes indeedy! Today I will be the world champion cow brain eater. Yessiree bub, I'm gonna be the best and fastest cow brain eater there is!"
I think I'll stick to "things that don't come out of the head", thank you very much. Shoulders, loins, fine. Brains? Nope. I'll leave that for the "Feed a Hungry Zombie" fund.
That hot dog dude is gross. It looks like he is thrusting his groin at me. And I don't like it!
And it looks like he's doing a "full body lube" with something that's surely not "latex-friendly."
hot dogs are wrong in general.
and brains....ewwwy. i think i just threw up a little in my mouth. i no longer want to go to the caf and get greasy breakfast though. so your work here is done :)
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