(Ten points if you remember Gerald McBoing-Boing.)
If you are a nudist, no offense intended. (I can't imagine my nude readership is very high, frankly - and if you are reading this nude, you don't have to tell me, okay?) But this is kinda nuts. Nudist adult vacation clubs, okay. Sure, fine. Nudist family resorts, I can dig it, even if it ain't my cup of tea.
Nudist summer camps for kids ages 11-17. Whaaaa?
Duuude. No offense, but you're asking for some pretty heavy-duty self-control among man-my-body-is-freaking-out adolescents. I don't care if you were raised by nudists or not. That's just asking for all sorts of hormonal trouble. I have to side with the state of Virginia on this one. Parental presence is a Good Thing.
Please note - the camp is held at White Tail Park... I'm going to just grind my teeth and pass on the obvious joke here...