Friday, July 15, 2005

People who should just go away

...and never come back:

1. Karl "Pompous Ass" Rove
2. Robert "Pompous Ass, the Sequel" Novak
3. This stupid, stupid guy.
4. This dumb broad.
5. Bobby Brown.
6. The people who felt the world needed a Dukes of Hazzard movie.
7. Rick "Santorum" Santorum. (Creep.)
8. The jerk who left a personalized Herbalife flyer under my windshield wiper (go to hell, please.)
9. Dell. The whole damn company.

and, of course,

10. Tom Cruise.

I'm having a really, truly crappy day. A hideous, rotten day.

I need a margarita. Bad.

3 comments:

kenju said...

Sorry, maybe tomorrow will be better. Sometimes doing favors for people becomes a huge pain in the tush.

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Sorry to hear this. There is only one brother this could be, I am assuming?

Merujo said...

Yes. Let's just say, I spent 3 hours on the phone with Dell yesterday, and I shamed them into giving him a $100 credit. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.