I heard back today from one of the agencies. Here's what they had to say:
"Dear Ms. Merujo:
Thank you for submitting your clips to us. We appreciate the time you took to contact us. At this time, however, we do not feel that your writing talents meet the needs of our practice or our clients. While you clearly have good basic skills, your writing is not up to the level required for a commercial agency. I would recommend some writing and editing courses to learn to tighten your copy and make it more viable for commercial needs.
Thanks for the link to the radio commentary. That was some entertaining work.Good luck to you in your creative endeavors."
The fanschmabulous Atomic Editor says "screw 'em." (Thank you, sir.)
Maybe I should have turned the "dog condom" blog entry into a PDF and sent that to these guys...