Someone needs to kick this guy's ass really, really hard. I assume that, in the end, God will give him the ultimate steel cage death match ass-kicking, but for now - somebody pleeeeease wrap his enormous mouth in duct tape and nail his butt to a big ol' permanent seat in the shame train.
Robertson's saying today that the AP "misinterpreted" him saying we should "take him (Chavez) out." He didn't mean kill him. Riiiight.
See, Jimmy Joe Bob Patty Boy seems to have forgotten that, in the same dumbass 700 Club ramble he also said:
""If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think we really ought to go ahead and do it..."
Well, holy shite, bubba. If you think people believed you were suggesting a trip to a Dodgers game with your "take him out" comment, I think your desire to see Hugo Chavez's death is pretty damn clear there.
God, this man is such a freaking moron. Hugo Chavez may be the biggest a-hole on the planet - frankly, I don't know. My knowledge of South American politics is nil. But Pat Robertson is right up there in the Giant Anus category, too.
So-called Christians who use their insta-tan TV pulpits to encourage the worst in Americans (xenophobia, homophobia, decency-phobia) are vile creatures. Whatever higher power there is, he/she/it is gonna have a field day when Pat Robertson - and a variety of other creatures including Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggart, and co. - show up at the Pearly Gates. How about a little fire, scarecrow?
BTW, I would have included Benny Hinn in that group of scumsuckers, but Benny Hinn is almost funny in his ultimate moneygrubbing lameness. If you can't figure out that Mr. Nehru Jacket is a joke, you deserve to have him hoovering cash out of your pockets. He's the Yanni of televangelists. The John Tesh. The Kenny G.
Wow. I think I'd better stop and have lunch. I'm cranky. Pat Robertson will do that to me.