Random rambles and remarkably true tales of disaster.
Are there ANY real listings on Craigslist? I've got a friend who, for entertainment, posts outlandish ads just to see how many serious replies he gets. And he gets many!
Deerly beluvedWe R gathered hear today2 get throo this thing called lifeElektrik wurd lifeIt means forever and that's a mightee long timeBut I'm here 2 tell uThere's something ellseThe afterwurldA wurld of never nding happynissU can always see the sun, day or nightSo when u call up that shrink in Beverly HillsU know the one - Dr Everything'll Be AightInstead of asking him how much of yur time is leftAsk him how much of your mind, baby'Cuz in this lifeThings are much harder than in the afterwurldIn this lifeYou're on your ownAnd if de-elevator tries 2 bring u downGo crazy - punch a higher floorOh yeah...he's a motivational speaker.
If you have the right connections, get Cs in school you too can grow up to be the president. So it's really about WHO you know. If only I had picked the right family to be born into. Good thing this is America where you can pull yourself up from your bootstraps after having the President as your FATHER.
Personally, I like that in the url, your title is truncated to "Why this man will never get any".X)
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