Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Crack on Tap!

Dear god, Wendy's now has Coke Zero available as a fountain drink. Screw you, tasteless Diet Coke! No-calorie nirvana has reached fast food land! Sugar-free smack on lovely, lovely ice to chase down your buck-ninety-nine chili.

Hell, yeah.

Wendy, you little red-braided freak child, I love you.

7 comments:

spocko said...

You Coke Zero manic. What will you do when they replace it with NEW Coke Zero? I've heard a rumor they are coming out with Coke -5!

You drink the Coke and it has so much caffine that you run around and LOSE 5 calories.

Oh and check out Media Matters today.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200611210011

And if I don't stop in between now and Thursday you are one of people I'm thankful for and whom I pray for, I'm SOOOO glad the eye is doing better, now if we can just figure out how to see more sex weasel items....

Hustleman said...

Very funny shit!

I always thought Wendy was a freak, too...I just never said it out loud LOL

Saphyre Skye said...

hi merujo. i know you through the squatch...and was overjoyed when i saw your blog in today's express paper: the blog log. they changed the title but whatever...you're in print! (wait, am i late?)

Saphyre Skye said...

hi, merujo. i know you through the squatch...and was overjoyed when i saw your blog in today's express paper: the blog log. they changed the title but whatever...you're in print! (wait, am i late?)

spencer said...

Kristen is going to love this.

Claire said...

cokeness? that's a frightening term.

Pirate Twin said...

You know what, though? Doesn't Zero have Splenda? No can do. Migraine trigger.