Aaaaand...

Just because I've made two depressing posts in a row...

Ladies and gentlemen...

May I present...

Direct from his tour of Finland, Kuwait, and the Outer Hebrides...

The one...

The only...

FUR BEARING TROUT!

Sorry. Had to lighten the mood. I was bumming myself out. Seriously.

That is all. I now return you to an evening of urban angst and prime-time reruns.