Meet my nephew, Jersey Cop:
On his day off, he decided to chop up some wood in his back yard.
One misplaced axe blow + face too close to wood + family tendency to injury = one scratched cornea.
Congratulations, dear nephew, sweet godchild. You've been touched by the Curse of the Eye, too.
This photo's my favorite because he looks like Judd Nelson on a bender, circa Breakfast Club (except with a cop haircut):
He's gonna kill me when he finds out I posted these.
Feel better, bubba. I seriously sympathize. (Even though you look like Judd Nelson on a bender...)
By the way, ladies, he is available, and he is one cool guy. Really swell! (As in nice, not as in "wow, look at that eye swell!")