Holy crap, those Doritos X-13D mystery chips? Disgusting. The flavor of a hamburger with ketchup and mustard and... onions, I think, bathed in salt on a tortilla chip? Oh, man. Not good.
Don't ask me how I know this. Just trust me. Avoid the mystery Doritos. If Willy Wonka made really weird savory snack foods, this is what he'd make.
And then throw away.*
*Along with whatever foolish child tried to eat them on the factory tour...