Friday, July 13, 2007

If only he could have convinced the DC City Council to get him a shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head!

Who knew? Former DC mayor Anthony Williams has a mini-me!

Of course, He Pingping (the world's shortest tuxedo model, apparently) isn't actually chillin' with Tony in that first photo. Instead, he's with Bao Xishun, the world's tallest dude, somewhere in Mongolia.

But in case the former mayor decides to embark on an evil plan to hold the planet hostage for one million dollars, it's good to know he has a matching mini minion in Mongolia. (Say that five times fast, kids. I dare ya!)

Now, I guess Tony just needs his own Mr. Bigglesworth as a mascot, and he's set.

One million dollars. A tidy sum, indeed, Mr. Barrysworth...


Chuck said...

The resemblence is, indeed, uncanny. I heard the tall guy just got married recently to someone half his age (and only slightly more than half his height.)

Anonymous said...

Just remember..."the bitch done set him up".

How are you!?

Chelmsford wonders why you haven't responded to his meme thingy yet.

*****From Chelmsford: Yes, why you not write about BEE-YOO-TEE-FUL monkey?

Reya Mellicker said...

That's truly creepy. wow.