Who knew? Former DC mayor Anthony Williams has a mini-me!
Of course, He Pingping (the world's shortest tuxedo model, apparently) isn't actually chillin' with Tony in that first photo. Instead, he's with Bao Xishun, the world's tallest dude, somewhere in Mongolia.
But in case the former mayor decides to embark on an evil plan to hold the planet hostage for one million dollars, it's good to know he has a matching mini minion in Mongolia. (Say that five times fast, kids. I dare ya!)
Now, I guess Tony just needs his own Mr. Bigglesworth as a mascot, and he's set.