Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Oh, and another thing...

...a good reason to not stay at work late: I was accosted by a drug dealer at the corner of 16th and M tonight.

"Whatchew need, baby? Whatchew need? I got it all, I got it all, I got it all, see?" He touted his junk while I waited for the light to change. His sales pitch never stopped. "Whatchew need, huh? C'mon, baby, seriously, I got it all!" He took his hand from his pocket and uncurled his fingers to show me a variety of stuff. Looked like a grubby mobile pharmacy.

Either that, or the contents of Lindsay Lohan's purse.

I just kept walking to my car, but, damn, he was aggressive. Three blocks from the White House, folks. Just three blocks.

4 comments:

Try2Tri said...

did he have any good weed? lol

Try2Tri said...

just kidding. sorry you went through that ordeal

Merujo said...

You just made me laugh hard enough to have a coughing fit! ;) I did see a big bag of weed in his inside jacket pocket (dude was not subtle) but I cannot vouch for the quality! LOL

Madame M. said...

I know I should be horrified, but it also sounds oddly glamorous.