1. Itchy rashy arms and legs are a symptom of pneumonia. Go figure.
2. Having pneumonia sucks.
3. Going to the pediatric urgent care center (because it's the one authorized by your insurance) is more entertaining that a regular urgent care center because you get to watch The Wizard of Oz and Aladdin while you wait.
4. Barking like a dog and scratching madly like you have fleas is only enjoyable if you actually are a canine.
5. Uninsured cab drivers are lousy people to encounter when they rear-end you. (Yeah, I'm fine. The Crapmobile will be, too.)
But it's all okay. I'm not contagious, I'm actually feeling better (though still tired), and I'll be seeing Mr. Dolby tonight, in the company of good friends. And I hope I won't bark throughout the gig. I'm considering a mini-bar-sized bottle of booze as an appetizer before the show...