1. Itchy rashy arms and legs are a symptom of pneumonia. Go figure.
2. Having pneumonia sucks.
3. Going to the pediatric urgent care center (because it's the one authorized by your insurance) is more entertaining that a regular urgent care center because you get to watch The Wizard of Oz and Aladdin while you wait.
4. Barking like a dog and scratching madly like you have fleas is only enjoyable if you actually are a canine.
5. Uninsured cab drivers are lousy people to encounter when they rear-end you. (Yeah, I'm fine. The Crapmobile will be, too.)
But it's all okay. I'm not contagious, I'm actually feeling better (though still tired), and I'll be seeing Mr. Dolby tonight, in the company of good friends. And I hope I won't bark throughout the gig. I'm considering a mini-bar-sized bottle of booze as an appetizer before the show...
Oh my, Merujo. You have had an eventful week. But I must say, your life is never dull, is it?
I agree that having movies to watch in the waiting room of doctors offices would help immensely in passing the time. My favorite animated feature is "The Incredibles."
Wow...#4 was the most surprising one. However, please don't lick your butt in public. I might have to disown you.
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