Stopped at the drive-up ATM for my bank on Connecticut Avenue coming into work today (after some super fun physical therapy, whoo!) A homeless-looking man passed directly in front of my car as I waited for my "Fast Cash" twenty to be dispensed.
Huh, I'll be darned - that homeless guy just came out of the bank, and he's putting stuff in a wallet.
Oh, wait. Wait. He's not homeless - he's just Tony Kornheiser.
When I see him on TV, Tony always looks awkward and somewhat disheveled in a suit. (He needs tonsorial assistance, too.) But in super casual, George Costanza-has-given-up-and-is-wearing-sweats-in-public clothes? Oh my. Worse. Just... not good...
Tony, if you're reading this - and this is just my opinion (and god knows I'm no fashion plate) - I think you could use a serious Queer Eye/What Not To Wear intervention with your casual wear, bubba.
No, I mean it. Seriously.
Maybe your fans can buy you a gift card to the GAP or, jeezus, even Old Navy.
Good luck, godspeed, and find yourself a good stylist.