Leaving home this morning, some moron made a crazy, last second, ill-advised u-turn directly in front of my car. He was on his cell phone. Making his herky-jerky gun-the-gas u-turn with one hand.
It was the same asshat who caused my last accident.
You should have seen the look on his face as he realized he almost got t-boned again.
He dropped his phone, rolled down the window and put his hands up. He yelled, "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON!"
I have a strong feeling this guy is destined to learn his lesson Darwin Awards-style.