Monday, May 11, 2009

Fun with Signage: Bethesda Safeway Edition

Bar soap... oral care... shaving needs... whaaaa?

Check out what (or who) is available in Aisle One at the Safeway on the corner of Bradley and Arlington Roads:


You know... come to think of it, I did pretty much miss out on the grandparent experience. Do you think they could find me with a jovial, old gent who's comfortable and self-assured in Depends and likes to shower people with affection (and twenties and fifties)?

So many questions... What is the return policy? Is the expiration date stamped on the bottom? Is it even appropriate to check? Do they ever run "BOGO" sales? I think it would be nice to have a set.

Somehow, I doubt the Safeway manager would find my line of query amusing...

5 comments:

Chuck said...

It's like Engrish, right here in the US.

Aoife O'Meara said...

I can't believe this leaked out...

Sasquatch said...

If you go down that aisle, watch where you step. Just saying...

Cyndy said...

So if I buy an incontinent I have to look at his bottom to see the expiration date? No Thanks!

Washington Cube said...

At least it's in English