Bar soap... oral care... shaving needs... whaaaa?
Check out what (or who) is available in Aisle One at the Safeway on the corner of Bradley and Arlington Roads:
You know... come to think of it, I did pretty much miss out on the grandparent experience. Do you think they could find me with a jovial, old gent who's comfortable and self-assured in Depends and likes to shower people with affection (and twenties and fifties)?
So many questions... What is the return policy? Is the expiration date stamped on the bottom? Is it even appropriate to check? Do they ever run "BOGO" sales? I think it would be nice to have a set.
Somehow, I doubt the Safeway manager would find my line of query amusing...