I'll be safely at home, not even pondering entering that terrifying frenzy and fray of commercial madness and vehicular hell. No thanks, no way, no how.
However, in honor of the day, a little Steely Dan:
Is it me, or does Donald Fagen increasingly look like some sort of keyboard vampire?
Happy Turkey Day, friends, wherever you are. And seriously, stay home on Friday. Let the nut patrol unleash hell without you. No HDTV or discount iPod is worth living through the Suburban Bataan Death March.
And hand turkeys for everyone!!