tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post115908374512798688..comments2023-05-02T10:52:43.408-04:00Comments on Church of the Big Sky: Screw the dreaming, how about perchance to sleep?Merujohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14123831956012950960noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1159372619746891102006-09-27T11:56:00.000-04:002006-09-27T11:56:00.000-04:00I'm so sorry to hear about your lack of sleep. The...I'm so sorry to hear about your lack of sleep. There is a reason sleep deprivation is a torture device!<BR/><BR/>I had insomnia so bad that I went and saw a special doctor/hypnotherapist that chaged 250 and hour! What did I find out? I was so stressed by my job that I was constantly "on" and never could relax enough to get to sleep.<BR/>I was never "home from work".<BR/><BR/>The sex thing is funny. I also loved Janet's story.<BR/>We had angry angry neighbors at one place but they never took it out on each other. The took it out on other people. They just sucked the life out of the building, everyone was afraid of incurring their wrath.spockohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18240736364442392921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1159176525826942392006-09-25T05:28:00.000-04:002006-09-25T05:28:00.000-04:00Boy, I know about that insomnia thing and the head...Boy, I know about that insomnia thing and the head starting up and not stopping. It's a bitch!<BR/><BR/>Your kitchen shaving story reminded me of the sexually prolific couple who used to live in the unit across from me in California. All the bedrooms were on the back of the apartment units and theirs faced mine across the alley. They would have sex at ungodly hours of the night, but not quiet sex. Slap and tickle sex. Sex that caused-the-neighbors-to-talk sex. Sex for days in a row sex. <BR/><BR/>Finally, it reached a cliimax and one slap too many for all of us. I knew I wasn't alone in having been awakened and I knew I wasn't alone in wishing they'd shut up. After nights of no sleep and not getting any, even vicariously (believe me, you'd think it would be arousing to hear someone else getting it on, but it wasn't. It was just flat out annoying), I finally tromped over to the window, stuck my face against the screen, and, in the middle of their orgasm, yelled, "Shut the F*** UP! We're trying to sleep over here!!"<BR/><BR/>It worked. Never heard them again. And I became the heroine of the complex. For days after that, I had neighbors who came up to me and asked if I'd been "the one." When I sheepishly confessed that, in fact, it had been me yelling for peace, they each giggled and said, "Thank you!"Janet Kincaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01396294382570650966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1159145902337699462006-09-24T20:58:00.000-04:002006-09-24T20:58:00.000-04:00BWAHAHAHA!You should put on the eyepatch and the h...BWAHAHAHA!<BR/><BR/>You should put on the eyepatch and the horns and some sort of cloak, with maybe a scythe or something, and go tell them that they need to shut up. <BR/><BR/>That'll learn 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1159130041800999432006-09-24T16:34:00.000-04:002006-09-24T16:34:00.000-04:00So sorry about your pain/insomnia.I was feeling ap...So sorry about your pain/insomnia.<BR/><BR/>I was feeling appropriately upset and concerned for you. But then you had to go and make me laugh out loud with a kitchen shaving story.<BR/><BR/>If something like that happens again, promise you'll get it on tape. It'd be the best audio post <I>ever!</I>Cynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06257007871257096529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1159104731558141092006-09-24T09:32:00.000-04:002006-09-24T09:32:00.000-04:00Hahaha! Kitchen genital shaving!That is priceless...Hahaha! Kitchen genital shaving!<BR/><BR/>That is priceless.<BR/><BR/>Does the Hindu religion value cleanliness too? I know Muslims like to keep it bare down there...Heather Meadowshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04962932701620185508noreply@blogger.com