Random rambles and remarkably true tales of disaster.
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Drug Deal, Columbia Road NW, 8:10 p.m.
FYI, I drop the S bomb a couple of times here, just in case you listen at work. Here's to the stupid-ass guy buyin' drugs at the 7-11 right by Columbia & 19th tonight. You're a serious brainiac. And so's yer dealer.
I reckon it must've just been an icing sugar deal. They're legal but not pretty when they go bad - people getting iced all over the pl- eh? Okay, okay I'll stop...
/two more variations of pastry abuse?
my lord you witness some interesting shit. perhaps this stuff goes on around me all the time and i'm just not noticing, but damn girl, drug deals and unicorn tattoos in one week! what's next?!?!? ;)
This time, I was stupid - I could have gotten my ass kicked. Me and my big dang mouth...
agreed (about the potential danger). i'm glad he was just some confused rich kid as opposed to a gun toting maniac. but still, it does not take away from the fact that you witness freaky shit. ;)
You narc. I thought I could trust you!
When are you going to write a book about these late night convenience store experiences?
"Memoirs From The 7-11"?
Seriously, the research is a piece of cake. Just park there and write down everything you see. I am thinking you could come up with 300 pages easily.
I can picture it now, Chapter 5: "The Dumb-Ass Drug Deal".
I guess it's true -- you can get nearly everything at 7/11.
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