Wait - there's more!

I've just received some more unsolicited luvvvv via MySpace!

This one came in under the title: "hello beatiful" (I sure I hope I'm not "beatiful" unless that means I dig the English Beat...) And, I quote, in it's glorious entirety:

"hello how are you doing hope yoou are doing great over there.........i saw you pixs it was ince and it impress me...care t chat......."

Why, no. I do not "care t chat." But thank you, anyway. My pixs are always "ince." I work hard to achieve "ince."

Oy vey.

This next gem, titled "hello sweetie" comes from a man named Isaac, who I hope is not your ship's bartender:

"Hey sweetie how are u doing am !(Cheesy Nickname withheld by Merujo)! by name am from new jessy i am a divorce single man with two 1 ....also am working as a international business man i do travel alot to buy and sell electronics such as laptop,computer,Automotives ......so i was surfing through the site and i went through your profile and it was so interesting and attractive to me so i will like to chat with u to know more about u and also to have things in common with u !!!!!(Weird cheesy nickname again withheld by Merujo, although it probably doesn't matter, considering the strange run-on James Joycian nature of this e-mail)....... I have recently divorced after 3 years of separation. I am having a grate time being on my own with my 1 sun for the first time ever (meaning not under my parent's roof or in my spouse), and I'm loving it! Yeah, there are challenges, but I just love the freedom and the self-confidence I have gained as a result of l!!! hopec all is okay by me to drop my pen i will love to here back from you..................here is my yahoo iM..." (frankly, at this point, I should just give you his IM addy, so you can all see if he's this hyper for everyone else, too, but I'll play nice...)

Wow! I was born in "new jessy"!!! And I'm really glad that Isaac is no longer living IN his ex-spouse. That's probably best for them both.

And the hits just keep comin' and comin' folks!

If there is a fairly normal, straight single guy out there who uses spellcheck, I'm the woman least likely to encounter him...