1. The stupid rich neighbors who left their yippy dogs out again all last night. Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
2. The overaged frat boys two buildings down who heralded the arrival of spring (and Daylight Savings) by standing out by their cars screaming "WHOO!" like Ric Flair over and over again at 3 a.m.
3. The confused songbird who perched on my balcony at 5 a.m. doing this weird, two-note, slidewhistle thing for half an hour.
4. The giant, scary woodpecker who appeared on the crabapple tree in front of my apartment at 7 a.m. and pounded away for 45 minutes.
Thank you all for making the set-the-clocks-back short night even more fun.
Cranky, but ready for a little alternative history mockumentary goodness today...