Monday, August 21, 2006

Why this man will never get any freelance gigs...

This is an ad I just read on my local Craigslist. This dude is looking for work as, and I quote:


Wow. Just... wow. I'm kinda hoping, for his own sake, that he's a better speaker than a writter...


Bill said...

Are there ANY real listings on Craigslist? I've got a friend who, for entertainment, posts outlandish ads just to see how many serious replies he gets. And he gets many!

Washington Cube said...

Deerly beluved
We R gathered hear today
2 get throo this thing called life

Elektrik wurd life
It means forever and that's a mightee long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something ellse
The afterwurld

A wurld of never nding happyniss
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Aight
Instead of asking him how much of yur time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterwurld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

Oh yeah...he's a motivational speaker.

spocko said...

If you have the right connections, get Cs in school you too can grow up to be the president. So it's really about WHO you know. If only I had picked the right family to be born into. Good thing this is America where you can pull yourself up from your bootstraps after having the President as your FATHER.

Heather Meadows said...

Personally, I like that in the url, your title is truncated to "Why this man will never get any".