Dear god, Wendy's now has Coke Zero available as a fountain drink. Screw you, tasteless Diet Coke! No-calorie nirvana has reached fast food land! Sugar-free smack on lovely, lovely ice to chase down your buck-ninety-nine chili.
Hell, yeah.
Wendy, you little red-braided freak child, I love you.
6 comments:
You Coke Zero manic. What will you do when they replace it with NEW Coke Zero? I've heard a rumor they are coming out with Coke -5!
You drink the Coke and it has so much caffine that you run around and LOSE 5 calories.
Oh and check out Media Matters today.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200611210011
And if I don't stop in between now and Thursday you are one of people I'm thankful for and whom I pray for, I'm SOOOO glad the eye is doing better, now if we can just figure out how to see more sex weasel items....
Very funny shit!
I always thought Wendy was a freak, too...I just never said it out loud LOL
hi merujo. i know you through the squatch...and was overjoyed when i saw your blog in today's express paper: the blog log. they changed the title but whatever...you're in print! (wait, am i late?)
hi, merujo. i know you through the squatch...and was overjoyed when i saw your blog in today's express paper: the blog log. they changed the title but whatever...you're in print! (wait, am i late?)
Kristen is going to love this.
cokeness? that's a frightening term.
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