Monday, February 05, 2007

Diet Crack Now Available in Fruity Variety

I stopped at the non-Hellmouth Bethesda 7-11 tonight to grab a bottle of water. I'll be damned if I didn't find something marvelous in the fridge next to the giant water bottles:

Yes, Diet Crack (aka Coke Zero) is now available as Cherry Zero. Just what I needed. Crap. And here I was, working myself off the caffeine. I'm screwed now.

Great googly moogly. If the Coca-Cola Corporation ever pulls Zero off the shelves, I'm going to have to start attending a support group...

3 comments:

Janet Kincaid said...

I saw this the other day in the grocery store and I immediately thought of you. In fact, my exact thought was, "I wonder if Merujo knows about this?" Then I thought of emailing you and telling you about it, but decided you likely already knew about it. Besides, if you didn't, I didn't want to be the one contributing to your delinquency! ;-)

Anonymous said...

That sound you hear is drool hitting the floor.

Chuck said...

I weaned myself off of caffeine last week. Wasn't easy. Should save me lost of money from not buying Diet Dr. Pepper for a while though (my particular drug of choice.)