Leaving home this morning, some moron made a crazy, last second, ill-advised u-turn directly in front of my car. He was on his cell phone. Making his herky-jerky gun-the-gas u-turn with one hand.
It was the same asshat who caused my last accident.
You should have seen the look on his face as he realized he almost got t-boned again.
He dropped his phone, rolled down the window and put his hands up. He yelled, "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON!"
I have a strong feeling this guy is destined to learn his lesson Darwin Awards-style.
Oh my god, what are the chances?! The idiot... Glad it wasn't a total repeat of the last accident though and you and your car are okay.
Moron is being kind, Merujo. This idiot should have his license stripped and issued a sandwich board that says, "I am a repeat offender who doesn't learn from my mistakes. My mother loves me, but everyone else knows I'm a MORON."
I'm so pissed off on your behalf that I'm almost hyperventilating.
Good grief! Glad you're okay.
...and hey that's a gorgeous avatar of you, very cool!
Is this an April Fool's joke? You've got to be kidding.
For real and for true. I had to fight the urge to hop out and smack the crap out of this dude with my cane.
good grief! Have you considered telecommuting?
I bet you could make one heckuva case for it to your employers!
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