tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post111568855753720323..comments2023-05-02T10:52:43.408-04:00Comments on Church of the Big Sky: Ugh. Bug.Merujohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14123831956012950960noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1115925628366234812005-05-12T15:20:00.000-04:002005-05-12T15:20:00.000-04:00Of course the lady in the painting looks suspiciou...Of course the lady in the painting looks suspiciously twisted... have you ever tried lying down side ways in a corset? Hence, the origin of the phrase "Busting a gut". Ewwww...<BR/><BR/>SJLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1115743620839985902005-05-10T12:47:00.000-04:002005-05-10T12:47:00.000-04:00I mentioned to the Sasquatch today that, if you we...I mentioned to the Sasquatch today that, if you were to call them "Ines" you would have to trademark them as "Eens" so people wouldn't pronounce them with a long "i" (or think they were strangely named for some nice Latina. "Hello, I am Ines, and these are my crispy crackers.")<BR/><BR/>Of course then, if you made low-sodium "Eens" Kosher for Passover, would you market them under the name "Steens"? Maybe get Springsteen to do a jingle? (Good branding is half the battle...)<BR/><BR/>Lessaltines sounds like some sort of sect or a tribe from the Bible. In fact, I think I may have read Paul's first letter to the Lessaltines when I was a church lector. "And Jesus did command you to reduce your sodium intake. And ye did."Merujohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14123831956012950960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11125127.post-1115698512815989882005-05-10T00:15:00.000-04:002005-05-10T00:15:00.000-04:00I think that when they're low-sodium, they should ...I think that when they're low-sodium, they should just be called "Ines." They'd be even better if they were Zestas. I'm just sayin'.Sasquatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06602445491422351810noreply@blogger.com