Morrissey is playing freaking Wolf Trap! Wolf Trap!!! Jesus, I think that officially means that both Morrissey and I are old when he's *playing* there and I'm excited about sitting on the lawn listening to him there!!
And, good god, Squeeze is playing Wolf Trap, too! Holy shite!
And, combined, tickets to both events are mucho less than one Elvis ticket.
Now, I gotta go sell some plasma to make this happen...