Observe this auction posted to eBay.
Go, look. Read the text. You'll know when to stop reading. Trust me.
Yeah sure, the poster is great, but I want to know why he says the poster has the "Best Nipples"???
I mean, I speak Russian, and I can't figure out what the hell this was supposed to mean in the original. Did Stalin have a screaming set of nips? Were Red Army officers all smugglin' humungous raisins? Did service in Siberia mean that you could look at a soldier and just know it was, uh, reaaaally cold outside?
Perhaps there was an Order of Lenin for Best Nipples.
I'm sorely tempted to send the seller a Russian-language WTF message, but who wants to ruin the fun for everyone else.
I'm gonna go look at my vintage Soviet poster and check it for nipples. If I find anything, I'll be sure to let you know.