Friday, February 15, 2008

I wonder if he's met Mr. Tata?

Observe this auction posted to eBay.

Go, look. Read the text. You'll know when to stop reading. Trust me.

Yeah sure, the poster is great, but I want to know why he says the poster has the "Best Nipples"???

I mean, I speak Russian, and I can't figure out what the hell this was supposed to mean in the original. Did Stalin have a screaming set of nips? Were Red Army officers all smugglin' humungous raisins? Did service in Siberia mean that you could look at a soldier and just know it was, uh, reaaaally cold outside?

Perhaps there was an Order of Lenin for Best Nipples.

I'm sorely tempted to send the seller a Russian-language WTF message, but who wants to ruin the fun for everyone else.

I'm gonna go look at my vintage Soviet poster and check it for nipples. If I find anything, I'll be sure to let you know.

1 comment:

Real Live Lesbian said...

When they're THAT just have to tell everybody.

I'd kinda like to see.