I forgot one great little gem. On Sunday morning, I woke up in the hotel to the sounds of my next door neighbors having a spirited discussion about their day:
She (young woman): "I want to carry the gun today."
He (older dude): "No, dammit! We're in Los Angeles. I'm carrying the gun."
She: "I don't see why I can't carry it."
He: "This is L.A. I told you, if we went to L.A., I was carrying the gun. This place is not safe."
My reality seems to get stranger every single day...