Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Dang it!









I know the rules: carry the camera at all times. Yet, I forget most days.

Tonight, a kitchen and bath remodeling store in Bethesda fell victim to the devious Neon Gods and was reduced to this:

HEN & BAT

Now, "Hen & Bat" is a store I'd visit. In fact, I'd like Hen & Bat to design a fine master bath for me, complete with heated roosting rack and a nice textured ceiling, with good grips for hanging upside down while steaming one's leathery wings. Perhaps they have a semi-annual "feathers & guano" 75 percent off sale.

One can only hope.

I will have to bring the camera tomorrow and hope the Neon Gods are still up to their antics come evening...





3 comments:

Rabbit said...

There's a little shop near my grandmother's house called Howe Convenient. The sign is presently one loosened letter shy of advertising "Howe Convent."

Keith near Denver said...

Here in Denver is a place called Bushwhackers Saloon. But for a while half the lights were out in the sign and it was the "hackers Saloon" I didn't get a picture before they fixed it - dang.

I always pictured going inside and seeing a bunch of college students slumped over their laptops trying to break into iTunes or something. In reality it looks like a motorcycle bar.

Scholiast said...

But what about the bird flu..?