Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I'd like to thank...

...the person who came to my blog via a search for photos of "Hilter getting a pineapple up his ass." Marvelous. Whoever you are, I assume you are the only other person on the planet who suffered through the painful screen rash that was "Little Nicky." Of course, you were looking for PICTURES of this, so I'm giving you a wide berth. No offense.

I wonder if Patricia Arquette ever has flashbacks about appearing in that waste of film stock? Poor woman! (But she's in "Medium" now, so all is forgiven.) As for Harvey Keitel as Satan? Oh hell, we see his twig and berries dingly-dangling in just about every film he's in, so shoving a pineapple up Hitler's backside is a lateral move, really.

2 comments:

Janet M. Kincaid said...

For some reason, I want to say, "Poor Hitler," but I know that would be in egregiously bad, bad taste and so wholly inappropriate given his overwhelming crimes against humanity.

The thought of a pineapple up one's ass, though, does cause one to pause momentarily and utter an emphatic, (not empathetic, mind you, but emphatic), "Ouch." As for durian fruit--well, that is a special kind of hell, isn't it?

crallspace said...

Little Nicky was awful.

Worse... WAY worse was that retarded Lady's MAn. That fake accent and bad use of inuendo.... for the birds!