Friday, May 12, 2006

If I hadn't just had my eyes examined...

...I'd suggest I need my eyes examined!

I just misread this headline "Record-breaking 750 pound hammerhead caught off Florida..." as (dear god) "Record-breaking 750 pound hemorrhoid caught off Florida."

My eyes are okay. Maybe it's my head that needs to be examined.

Good night, all. Whatever you do, do not dream of 750 pound hemorrhoids.


1 comment:

Washington Cube said...

Oddly enough, just before waking, I dreamed that seabirds, well a mixture of wildlife, were in my parent's former home's front yard. Six feet pelicans and hawks, things that looked like they had gone extinct like the dodo. All very bizzare. Obviously we are both thinking oversized animals...and other things...this a.m.