Representative Sally Kern of Oklahoma believes homosexuals pose a greater risk to America "than terrorists or Islam." She believes, in fact, that they are going after "your two year olds." No, I'm not kidding. She really said those darn gays are gunning for your small children!!
Honestly, I did not realize the great Gay Plan to Take Over the World begins with toddlers. Damn, those homosexuals sure are sneaky, huh? I will have to take a gay friend for coffee soon and ask to see the secret gay community attack plans to co-opt the Play-doh and Gymboree set.
(I blame that swishy Teletubby with the handbag...)
Ugh. Watch this report. Judge Miss Sally for yourself. Nice to see just how Christian this supposed Christian really is.
Representative Kern: yeah, free speech is a great thing. If you're not a total tool.
Sally, Christians like you make Jesus cry. Tinky Winky, on the other hand, just thinks you're a jackass in need of a fashion intervention.
I'm still waiting for the Nude Bomb to fall first. (Maxwell Smart reference.)
Tell it, sister! (I'm referring to you, Merujo, not amen-ing that idiot from Oklahoma.)
Oh honey, we cooped gymborees and play-doh back in the 70s and 80s. Now we're onto subliminal messages in Baby Einstein and pheromones in juice boxes meant to turn little kiddies gay.
I've found quite a few statements of this kind ("friendly" commented on by Slap Upside the Head - an incredible website, btw) -- and yet it never ceases to amaze me that some people - though apparently able to walk upright, and even string two or three words together in a sentence -- seem to actually believe their own words...
She could use a change of orientation! Or a good ol' slap upside the head...
I love children. They taste like chicken. Is it wrong to eat them with fava beans?
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