Tuesday, September 09, 2008

You've *got* to be kidding!

Leaving home this morning, some moron made a crazy, last second, ill-advised u-turn directly in front of my car. He was on his cell phone. Making his herky-jerky gun-the-gas u-turn with one hand.

It was the same asshat who caused my last accident.

You should have seen the look on his face as he realized he almost got t-boned again.

He dropped his phone, rolled down the window and put his hands up. He yelled, "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON!"

I have a strong feeling this guy is destined to learn his lesson Darwin Awards-style.



suze said...

Oh my god, what are the chances?! The idiot... Glad it wasn't a total repeat of the last accident though and you and your car are okay.

J.M. Tewkesbury said...


Moron is being kind, Merujo. This idiot should have his license stripped and issued a sandwich board that says, "I am a repeat offender who doesn't learn from my mistakes. My mother loves me, but everyone else knows I'm a MORON."

Ginger said...

I'm so pissed off on your behalf that I'm almost hyperventilating.

paulnojustpaul said...

Good grief! Glad you're okay.

...and hey that's a gorgeous avatar of you, very cool!

Spencer said...

Is this an April Fool's joke? You've got to be kidding.

Merujo said...

For real and for true. I had to fight the urge to hop out and smack the crap out of this dude with my cane.

Anonymous said...

good grief! Have you considered telecommuting?

I bet you could make one heckuva case for it to your employers!