Saturday, March 11, 2006

MySpace = wretched hive of scum and villany

Here is, in a nutshell, why MySpace sucks big time. Witness an unedited, unsolicited e-mail to me from one of MySpace's finest:

"hey i like ur profile
add me to ur myspace buddy list

do u use yahoo whats ur screename

ur hot
ur pretty
ur sexy
ur adorable
ur sweet
ur a sexy angel in heaven
ur a beautiful centerfold
ur as pretty as a rose

hugs and kisses"

(Name withheld to protect the moronic)

Well, Name Withheld, I'm a fairly well-educated, curmudgeonly, middle-aged woman who thinks UR in need of some help. UR not impressing me with your UR compliments. Especially since my profile features just a headshot of me with devil horns. It's not pretty - it's just pretty accurate. UR not going to get me to respond to UR e-mail.

Please consider writing in complete sentences and reviewing my profile a bit more accurately. Then UR gonna be doin' better, Name Withheld.


(I have a MySpace account solely to read the journals of a handful of people. I may just have to ditch it altogether...)

UR friend,


1 comment:

Ed B. said...

I hear ya on that one. There's alot of dumb people on there. Of course it's also not wise to piss off a juggalo. They're hardcore.