Katie Holmes? Oh, give me a brrreak!
This is much silliness. I think the New York Post has it spot on. And I love the bit about the CBS News interview with Kermit the Frog about his relationship with the youthful, but less than Sirius Ms. Holmes. I can see the headlines: Kermit the Frog, up Dawson's Creek...
Just as plausible as Tom and Katie, frankly. And pretty hilarious.
Tomchik, seriously - the closet door is wide open. Get out from behind that old suitcase and come out, come out!
Below: notorious womanizer and closet Scientologist, Kermit the Frog
"Hi ho! My canisters are clear!"