Riots in Paris.
Scooter Libby pleads not guilty.
Joey Buttafuoco is selling protein shakes in Hollywood.
Whaaa? Yep. That's headline news for ya. Joey Buttafuoco is running a craft services company serving up goodies to the Desperate Housewives. This is major news? Did the war end in Iraq? How the hell did I miss that?
Someone at CNN.com needs to be slapped. And slapped hard.