A Sam's Club rep was in our cafeteria today at work. I decided to renew my membership (if just for cheap eyewear) and entered a raffle they were having. They had a lovely, lovely gift basket, full of goodies. Aaaaand, they also had an enormous cardboard box that looked scary.
The big cardboard box.
(Hey, Merujo, what's in the big scary box?)
A six-foot tall white metal angel, partially assembled and fully illuminated with 450 clear twinkle lights.
Did I mention the angel weights a ton and is blowing a horn?
It's currently set up in our office hallway, as decoration for our holiday party this afternoon.
I live in a small apartment. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with a six-foot tall, fully illuminated metal angel.
Maybe I can drive around with him in the front seat of my car and use the HOV lanes on 270.
Photos to come...