A Sam's Club rep was in our cafeteria today at work. I decided to renew my membership (if just for cheap eyewear) and entered a raffle they were having. They had a lovely, lovely gift basket, full of goodies. Aaaaand, they also had an enormous cardboard box that looked scary.
I won.
The big cardboard box.
(Hey, Merujo, what's in the big scary box?)
A six-foot tall white metal angel, partially assembled and fully illuminated with 450 clear twinkle lights.
Did I mention the angel weights a ton and is blowing a horn?
It's currently set up in our office hallway, as decoration for our holiday party this afternoon.
I live in a small apartment. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with a six-foot tall, fully illuminated metal angel.
Maybe I can drive around with him in the front seat of my car and use the HOV lanes on 270.
Photos to come...
5 comments:
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MG! How come there's always something really bothersome (is that a word even?) in the grand prize when it's one of us (as opposed to one of *them* - the ones we don't know and just envy from a distance and sort of hate a bit)that wins it?
Well, you had a few seconds of blissfull ignorance and excitement - it could have been something to eat - or drink even - for a few seconds it *could have been*, right?!
Happy seasons, Merujo!
congratulations (?) on you win!
i'm with hoyameb...ebay - there has to be someone out there thinking "damn, i need a a six-foot tall white metal angel, partially assembled and fully illuminated with 450 clear twinkle lights."
merry christmas!
eBay or donate to a church.
salvation army, out of the closet, goodwill or some other such. They might even haul it away for you.
In CA, you could just put it on the curb with a 'free' sign, and someone would take it.
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