A local DC news 'n' talk radio station, WMAL (home of my former boss, Fred "Gopher" Grandy) has a reporter on staff with the wonderful name of Milagros Ardin (pronouned ar-DEEN.) But, from the very first time I heard her name, I thought it was Milagro Sardine. I've thought of her as the "Miracle Fish" ever since then.
Sadly, the Miracle Fish has left our little pond. She took a job with an African aid organization and left WMAL yesterday to do Good Things.
So long, farewell, Miracle Fish. Hope you do well and save some lives.
Whatever you do, don't forget to pack your aerating frogman and treasure chest! (Even a Miracle Fish needs a fresh tank, you know.)