I've already paved a pretty good path...

...shouldn't I just go ahead and get the t-shirt?


Or should I just buy a couple for the people I used to work for??? Heh heh heh...

Actually, I want to market a do-it-yourself t-shirt. It would just be a blank white t-shirt that comes in a ziploc with a black marker and directions to write "MY PARENTS ARE LUDDITES AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY WHITE T-SHIRT AND A SHARPIE!" across the chest.

Hmmm. I think that was funnier in my head.

Back to the drawing board, Chumley...