Russell "Watch out for that phone!" Crowe will be on Letterman tonight, along with Paul Anka. I read about the horrors of Anka's new album over on aprilwinchell.com just yesterday. If we're lucky, maybe Russell will whack Paul senseless with Letterman's mic before Anka starts butchering "It's a Sin" or "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
Paul Anka + Pet Shop Boys slowed down = Bad Thing.
Paul Anka + Nirvana = Living Hell.
It really is a sin.