According to Fox News, a Mississippi teen blew his daddy away with a shotgun over shaved ice and syrup. Curtis McCray Jr., 16, had been left at home while his parents went out on a Sno-Ball run. Young master McCray went berserk when his parents returned without a tasty frozen treat for him. Apparently, algebra in Mississippi goes something like this:
A cup of shaved ice + Belligerent teen = Capped daddy.
Be sure you know all your flavor options...
Perhaps Hostess, still smarting from that old "Twinkie Defense" thing, should ride this horse like the wind:
Hostess Sno Balls: not yet demonstrated to encourage violence!
Then again, why does it look like they're being held up in an ominous gloved hand???
OJ? Is that you?