Apparently, Mt. McKinley has some sanitation problems. This begs the question, when is REI going to start selling Mountain Climber Poop Scoopers and waste baggies?
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Looks pretty clean from up here!
What you bring up the mountain, you have to bring down the mountain. I think that would work, no? Like the planet Bethselamin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
"The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from you body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt."
Perhaps Denali should start a National Park Service "Pay-per-Poop" program. Make it prohibitively expensive to leave any souvenirs for future climbers. God, I'd hate to be the ranger who has to verify that shit, as it were.
I promise a more tasteful entry next time. Really.
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